Saylor's ship.
  • person:
    hey wanna hang out

  • thoughts:
    omfg how do i get myself out of this

  • Doctor:
    Are you sexually active?

  • Me:
    Ha

  • Me:
    Hahahaha

  • Me:
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Me:
    HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

  • Me:
    OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR

  • Me:
    JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD

  • Me:
    Hahaha

  • Me:
    Haaa....

  • Me:
    Whooooooo, that was a good one.

  • Me:
    No, no I am not.

keithmorris:

i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes

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kissedmequiteinsane:

geodude:

dykeasaurasrex:

blackronswanson:

THE WONDERFUL THING ABOUT TIGGERS IS TIGGERS WILL FUCK UP YOUR MORNING JOG

qsyidluh

what

omfg dfskljgdsfs
fairycuntfucktittywhore:

probs the funniest picture i own
That

nicolesanerd:

snatchel:

Awkward moment when people get into a trend and only like it because everyone else does and try so hard to become a part of it. It’s painfully obvious sometimes. Just be yourself.

^^^ That awkward moment when someone reads what you posted on facebook and restates it in their own words on tumblr. Thus proving you right about how they’re not much different from those mentioned in your post. Bahaha. (;

That awkward moment when Kyle Snatchel is Kyle Snatchel.

playparky:

watcha gonna do with all that junk
all that junk inside that trunk
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